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Party Rock Anthem ft. Lauren Bennett & GoonRo..
- lyrics
Party rock
Yeah
Wow
Let's go
Party rock is in the house tonight
Everybody just have a good time
And we gonna make you lose your mind
Everybody just have a good time
Party rock is in the house tonight
Everybody just have a good time
And We Gonna make you lose your mind
We just wanna see ya
Shake That
In the club party rock look up on your girl
She on my jock non stop when we in the spot
Booty on the way like she on the block
What the track I gots to know
Top jeans tatto cause I’m Rock'N'Roll
Half black half white domino
Gane the money out the door
Yea
I’m runnin through these hoes like drano
I got that devilish flow Rock'N'Roll no halo
We party rock yea! that’s the crew that I’m reppin
On the rise to the top no led in our zeppelin
Hey
Party rock is in the house tonight
Everybody just have a good time
And we gonna make you lose your mind
Everybody just have a good time
Let's go
Party rock is in the house tonight
Everybody just have a good time
And we gonna make you lose your mind
We just wanna see ya
Everyday I'm shufflin'
Shufflin' shufflin'
Step up fast and be the first girl to make me throw this cash
We get money don’t be mad now stop hatein is bad
One more shot for us
Another round
Please fill up my cup
Don’t mess around
We just wanna see
You shake it now
Now you wanna be
Your naked now
Get up get down put your hands up to the sound [X3]
Put your hands up to the sound [X2]
Get up [X9]
Put your hands up to the sound
To the sound [X2]
Put your hands up [X4]
Party rock is in the house tonight
Everybody just have a good time
And we gonna make you lose your mind
Everybody just have a good good good time
Chiquitita, tell me what's wrong?
You're enchained by your own sorrow
In your eyes there is no hope for tomorrow
How I hate to see you like this
There is no way you can deny it
I can see that you're oh so sad, so quiet
Chiquitita, tell me the truth
I'm a shoulder you can cry on
Your best friend, I'm the one you must rely on
You were always sure of yourself
Now I see you've broken a feather
I hope we can patch it up together
Chiquitita, you and I know
How the heartaches come and they go and the scars they're leaving
You'll be dancing once again and the pain will end
You will have no time for grieving
Chiquitita, you and I cry
But the sun is still in the sky and shining above you
Let me hear you sing once more like you did before
Sing a new song, Chiquitita
Try once more like you did before
Sing a new song, Chiquitita
So the walls came tumbling down
And your love's a blown out candle
All is gone and it seems too hard to handle
Chiquitita, tell me the truth
There is no way you can deny it
I see that you're oh so sad, so quiet
Chiquitita, you and I know
How the heartaches come and they go and the scars they're leaving
You'll be dancing once again and the pain will end
You will have no time for grieving
Chiquitita, you and I cry
But the sun is still in the sky and shining above you
Let me hear you sing once more like you did before
Sing a new song, Chiquitita
Try once more like you did before
Sing a new song, Chiquitita
Try once more like you did before
Sing a new song, Chiquitita
You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life, oooh
See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the Dancing Queen
Friday night and the lights are low
Looking out for the place to go
Where they play the right music, getting in the swing
You come to look for a king
Anybody could be that guy
Night is young and the music's high
With a bit of rock music, everything is fine
You're in the mood for a dance
And when you get the chance...
You are the Dancing Queen, young and sweet, only seventeen
Dancing Queen, feel the beat from the tambourine, oh yeah
You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life, oooh
See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the Dancing Queen
You're a teaser, you turn 'em on
Leave them burning and then you're gone
Looking out for another, anyone wanna do
You're in the mood for a dance
And when you get the chance...
You are the Dancing Queen, young and sweet, only seventeen
Dancing Queen, feel the beat from the tambourine, oh yeah
You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life
See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the Dancing Queen
[Liam]
Front pages all your pictures
They make you look so small
How could someone not miss you at all?
(Oh-ah-oh)
[Harry]
I never would mistreat ya
Oh I’m not a criminal
I speak a different language but I still hear your call
[All]
Diana,
Let me be the one to light a fire inside those
eyes
You've been lonely, you don’t even know me
But I can feel you crying
Diana,
Let me be the one to lift your heart up and save your life,
I don’t think you even realize baby you’ll be saving mine
Diana
[Niall]
It’s only been four months but
You’ve fallen down so far
How could someone mislead you at all?
(Oh-ah-oh)
[Louis]
I wanna reach out for ya
I wanna break these walls
I speak a different language but I still hear you call.
[All]
Diana,
Let me be the one to light a fire inside those eyes
You've been lonely, you don’t even know me
But I can feel you crying.
Diana,
Let me be the one to lift your heart up and save your life
I don’t think you even realize baby you’ll be saving mine
[Harry]
We all need something
This can’t be over now
If I could hold ya
Swear I’d never put you down
[All]
Diana,
Let me be the one to light a fire inside those eyes
You've been lonely, you don’t even know me
But I can feel you crying,
Diana,
Let me be the one to lift your heart up and save your life
I don’t think you even realize baby you’ll be saving mine
(Oh-ah-oh)
Diana!
(Oh-ah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Diana!
Baby you’d be saving mine!
(Oh-ah-oh)
Diana!
(Oh-ah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Diana,
Baby you’d be saving mine!
Scoobe doobe dapdap debedi
Scoobe doobe dapdap debedi
I love you
Yeah, come on
I met this lady (Lady)
She was looking so damn fine
But she was crazy (Crazy)
It was all about party time
And lately (Lately)
I felt like something was wrong
So flaky and shaky
When the sun went down
Yeah, boop-boop-boop
When she walked in the room
Even girls, they whistle (whistle)
I know, it’s hard to get it
She’s a special girl
Ooh
It feels like
Scoobe doobe dapdap debedi
Scoobe doobe dapdap debedi
I love you
Another cliché, baby
Scoobe doobe dapdap debedi
Baby, I’m-a do whatever you like
I love you
Another cliché, baby
Woah-oh-oh
Hey!
Woah-oh-oh
Ho!
Woah-oh-oh
Another cliché
Like Katy Perry (So sexy)
She could kiss a lucky girl
Tastes like cherry (Cherry)
Yeah, she could rock your world
Cloud seven (Seven)
I never felt like this before
She took me closer to heaven
Oh my God, let’s go
Yeah, boop-boop-boop
When she walked in the room
Even girls, they whistle (whistle)
I know we could be together
You’re a special girl
Ooh
It feels like
Scoobe doobe dapdap debedi
Scoobe doobe dapdap debedi
I love you
Another cliché, baby
Scoobe doobe dapdap debedi
Baby, I’m-a do whatever you like
I love you
Another cliché, baby
Oh
But tell me what I gotta do
Just gimme that little clue
Another cliché, baby, oh
Now I’m just feeling blue
I gotta break through
To you
You
The
ultimate X-Men ensemble fights a war for the survival of the species
across two time periods in X-Men: Days of Future Past. The characters
from the original X-Men film trilogy join forces with their younger
selves from X-Men: First Class in an epic battle that must change the
past - to save our future. The X-Men send Wolverine to
the past in a desperate effort to change history and prevent an event
that results in doom for both humans and mutants.
Pitbul: Austin M keep doin yo thing
Let these boys keep slippin mane
I'm not into gymnastics but I'm into flippin things
I told these women that it's all about the team, Jordan and Pippen mane
So if you wanna join the team
Now tell me up in this thing
Dale
Refrén:
When I saw her
Walking down the street
She looked so fine
I just had to speak
I asked her name
But she turned away
As she walked
All that I could say was
Mmm Mmm yeah yeah
Mmm Mmm yeah yeah
Mmm Mmm yeah yeah
All that I could say was (2x)
Austin:
Rock' n' roll one time, we'll make it up as we go
I know you feel it cus I mean what I said said said said
We can do whatever, do whatever we want
When she walk past me I say hey hey hey hey...
So tell me where you're from, where you wanna go
She walked pass me like I ain't say a word
Stood there like man
Cause I don't usually feel some type of way
But this one hit me hard in some kind of place
Like man..
Refrén:
When I saw her
Walking down the street
She looked so fine
I just had to speak
I asked her name
But she turned away
As she walked
All that I could say was
Mmm Mmm yeah yeah
Mmm Mmm yeah yeah
Mmm Mmm yeah yeah
All that I could say was (2x)
Austin:
6 inch heels clickin up and down the street
You know she's comin and and then she walks away way way way
I'm a big big deal, a little fun's all I need
But I can tell she don't believe what I said said said said said
So tell me where you're from, where you wanna go
She walked pass me like I ain't say a word
Stood there like man
Cause I don't usually feel some type of way
But this one hit me hard in some kind of place
Like man..
Refrén:
When I saw her
Walking down the street
She looked so fine
I just had to speak
I asked her name
But she turned away
As she walked
All that I could say was
Mmm Mmm yeah yeah
Mmm Mmm yeah yeah
Mmm Mmm yeah yeah
All that I could say was (2x)
Pitbul:
Mmm Mmm yeah yeah
She looks so good but she bad bad
You can see that back from the front front
Move it like criss cross, jump jump
Meet me in the middle of the ocean, we can find ourselves and lose a magi... rewind
Wawawawa play
Find ourselves and lose a magic day
Esta bien, man Armando caluando latino gringo gosando me entiendes
For those that thought that we was done
They don't even have a mind to think with, brainless
Most of them broke but they're famous
Some got hitched but they're nameless
But mammita, forget about that
When I see you
Austin:
All that I could say was
Mmm Mmm yeah yeah
Mmm Mmm yeah yeah
Mmm Mmm yeah yeah
All that I could say was (4x)
Hey baby
Tell me your name
I gotta fever for you
I just can't explain
But there's just one problem
I'm a bit old school
When it comes to lovin'
I ain't chasing you
Been waiting
I'm on a roll
You've got to let yourself go
Whoa
You know that I've been waiting for you
Don't leave me standing all by myself
'Cause I ain't looking at no one else
Hey
Get your back off the wall
Don't you get comfortable
Looking so hot
I think that I might fall
Feeling like it's my birthday
Like Christmas day came early
Just what I want
So when we move
You move
Get your back off the wall
Don't you get comfortable
Looking so hot
I think that I might fall (hey)
Feeling like it's my birthday
Like Christmas day came early
Just what I want
So when we move
You move
Oooh silly
Why you afraid
Don't be a big baby
Quit playing games
And put your arms around me
You know what to do
And we can take it down low
Whoa
You know that I've been waiting for you
Don't leave me standing all by myself
'Cause I ain't looking at no one else
(Looking at no one else)
Hey
Get your back off the wall
Don't you get comfortable
Looking so hot
I think that I might fall
Feeling like it's my birthday
Like Christmas day came early
Just what I want
So when we move
You move
Get your back off the wall
Don't you get comfortable
Looking so hot
I think that I might fall
Feeling like it's my birthday
Like Christmas day came early
Just what I want
So when we move
You move
I know that you wanna
But you can't 'cause you gotta
Stay cool in the corner
When the truth is that you wanna move
So move
I know that you wanna
But you can't 'cause you gotta
Stay cool in the corner
When the truth is that you wanna move
So move
Move it baby, whoa
You know that I've been waiting for you
Don't leave me standing all by myself
'Cause I ain't looking at no one else
Looking at no one else
Looking at no one else
Hey! Hey!
I'm ready, hey
Boy come and get me
Don't be scared
Show me what you do
Don't you know a girl
Like a boy who moves
Hey! Hey!
I'm ready, hey
Boy come and get me
Don't be scared
Show me what you do
Don't you know a girl
Like a boy who moves
Get your back off the wall
Don't you get comfortable
Looking so hot
I think that I might fall
Feeling like it's my birthday
Like Christmas day came early
Just what I want
So when we move
You move
hey, hey
I'm ready, hey
Boy come and get me
Don't be scared
Show me what you do
Don't you know a girl
Like a boy who moves
"Good God Almighty. Like back in the old days.
You know, years ago they had the A&R men to tell you what to play,
how to play it and you know whether it's disco and rock but we just went
in the studio and we did it. We had champagne in the studio, of course,
you know, compliments of the company, and we just laid back and did it.
So we hope you enjoy listening to this album half as much as we enjoyed
playing it for you. Because we had a ball. Only real music is gonna
last, all the other bullshit is here today and gone tomorrow...."
[Hook]
Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M. get the money
Dolla dolla bill y'all
[Verse 1: Drake]
After hours of Il Mulino
Or Sotto Sotto, just talkin' about women and vino
The contract like '91 Dan Marino
I swear this got Michael Rapino boostin' my ego
Overly focused, it's far from the time to rest now
Debates growin' 'bout who they think is the best now
Took a while, got the jokers out of the deck now
Holdin' all the cards and niggas wanna play chess now
I hear you talkin', say it twice so I know you meant it
Fuck it, I don't even tint it, they should know who's in it
I'm authentic, real name, no gimmicks
No game, no scrimmage, I ain't playin' with you niggas at all
My classmates, they went on to be chartered accountants
Or work with their parents, but thinkin' back on how they treated me
My high school reunion might be worth an appearance
Make everybody have to go through security clearance
Tables turn, bridges burn, you live and learn
With the ink, I could murder word to my nigga Irv
Yeah, I swear shit just started clickin' dog
You know it's real when you are who you think you are
[Hook]
[Verse 2: Jay Z]
I had Benzes 'fore you had braces
The all black Maybach but I'm not a racist
Inside's whiter than Katy Perry's face is
Yellow diamonds in my Jesús
I just might learn to speak Mandarin
Japanese for the yen that I'm handlin'
International Hov, that's my handle
My saint's Sean Don, light a candle
El Gran Santo on the mantle
'Case y'all didn't know, I speak Spanish too
Shoutout to Worldwide Wes
Everywhere we go we leave a worldwide mess
Yes, still Roc La Familia
Says a lot about you if you not feelin' us
The homie said "Hov, there ain't many of us"
I told him less is more, nigga it's plenty of us
[Hook]
[Verse 3: Jay Z]
Cake, cake cake cake cake cake
500 million, I got a pound cake
Niggas is frontin', that's upside-down cake
Get 'em a red nose, they clown cakes
They shoulda' never let you 'round cake
Look at my neck, I got a carrot cake
Now here's the icing on the cake
Cake, cake cake cake cake
I'm just gettin' started, oh yeah we got it bitch
I've done made more millionaires than the lotto did
Dame made millions, Bigg made millions
Ye made millions, Just made millions
Lyor made millions, Cam made millions
Beans tell you if he wasn't in his feelings
I'm back in my bag
My eyes bloodshot but my jet don't lag
A pair of Jordan 3's tryna chase this cash
Gucci air bag just in case we crash
Uh, last night was mad trill
Fresh out of advil, Jesus grab the wheel
[Verse 4: Drake]
Fuck all that happy to be here shit that y'all warned me on
I'm the big homie, they still tryna lil bro me dog
Like I should fall in line, like I should alert niggas
When I'm 'bout to drop somethin' crazy and I say I'm the greatest of my generation
Like I should be dressin' different
Like I should be less aggressive and pessimistic
Like I should be way more nervous and less dismissive
Like I should be on my best behavior
And not talk my shit and do it major like the niggas who paved the way for us
Like I didn't study the game to the letter
And understand that I'm not doin' it the same, man, I'm doin' it better
Like I didn't make that clearer this year
Like I should feel, I don't know, guilty for saying that
They should more mirrors in here so I can stare at myslef
These are usually just thoughts that I share with myself
But I thought Fuck It its worth it to share it with someone else more than Paris for once
ARIANA: Santa baby, slip a sable under the tree, for me I’ve been an awful good girl
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight
LIZ: Santa Baby, a fifty-four convertible too, light blue
I’ll wait up for you dear
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight
ARIANA: Think of all the fun I’ve missed
Think of all the fellas that I haven’t kissed
LIZ: Next year I could be just as good
Both: If you’d check off
LIZ: My
Both: Christmas list
LIZ: Santa
Both: Baby,
LIZ: I wanna yacht and really that’s
Both: Not a lie
LIZ: I’ve been an angel all year
Both: Santa Baby,
LIZ: And hurry down the chimney tonight
ARIANA: Santa honey, the one thing that I really do need, the deed
To a platinum mine
Santa honey, so hurry down the chimney tonight
LIZ: Come and trim my Christmas tree
With some decorations bought at Tiffany’s
ARIANA: I really do believe in you
ARIANA: Let’s
Both: See if you believe in me
ARIANA: Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing, a ring
But I don’t mean a phone
LIZ: Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight
ARIANA: So
Both: Hurry down the chimney tonight
ARIANA: (Waiting)
LIZ: (Hurry)
LIZ: (Tonight)
ARIANA: Hurry down the chimney tonight
[Intro: Chris Brown]
Babyyyy
Yeah
Mustard on the beat ho
[Bridge 1: Chris Brown]
Baby let me put your panties to the side (uh)
I'mma make you feel alright (right, right)
‘Cause I'mma give you what you need, yeah
Mami you remind me of something (uh)
But I don’t know what it is (I don't know)
Cause you remind me of something (uh)
Girl you gotta show me (alright)
You remind me of something (uh)
But I don’t know what it is right now (I don't know)
You remind me of something (uh)
Girl you gotta show me
[Verse 1: Kid Ink]
Uh, on the real no lie
I don’t know what it is but you just my type
Everything just right, B said put it to the left
Don’t listen to the hype though
Got a cup in your hand
Baby sitting but you ain’t got no kids
We ain’t leaving ’til there ain’t no more left
Can’t see no time on the Rolex (no)
I could tell you a freak, go show it
Looking for the after party, where to go at?
Go on the floor like a doormat (uh)
Baby you know where to throw that
I said...
[Hook: Chris Brown]
Mami you remind me of something (baby you remind me) (uh)
But I don’t know what it is (I don't know)
Cause you remind me of something (uh)
Girl you gotta show me, yeah (alright)
You remind me of something (uh)
But I don't know what it is right now (I don't know)
Cause you remind me of something (uh)
Girl you gotta show me
[Bridge 2: Chris Brown & Kid Ink]
Baby if you know what it is
On a real, can’t lie, man you just my type
Hands in the air looking for a bitch right now
On a real, can’t lie, man you just my type
[Verse 2: Kid Ink]
Uh, so tell me what your name is
I don’t really care who you came with (no)
Unless you got a couple friends look like you
My bad if my ex try to fight you
Roll up soon as I roll in
Security better get with the program
Too deep, ain't know where to stand
So high, ain’t nowhere to land
You remind me of something missing
Misses, you got my full attention
Listen, let go of the tension
If I get a minute, I’ll put your bad ass in detention
[Bridge 1]
[Bridge 2]
[Break: Chris Brown]
Oh baby show me, show me something
Tomorrow I might be hungover, but that don't mean nothing
You see all night long, I've been wrong
Baby show me something
She gon' let me do it
When I feel like I'm losing my mind
Banging my head up against the wall
Staring at nothing 'cause I can't sleep at night
Can't make it stop, yeah I think too much
What do I do?
I'm falling apart
I need a shock
Straight to my heart
No one would want to be in my shoes right now, no
I don't reach for the bottle of whiskey
Straight on the rocks
You won't see me popping the pills
Po-po-popping the pills
Cause if I want the pain to go away
In a second make it fade
You're the only thing that will
You're my medicine, medicine
My my my medicine, medicine
My my my medicine
You know you're an expert at complicating things
That's how I'm wired believe me it's no fun
But you make a war seem like such an easy game
You kiss me and my arguments come undone
Down in the trenches
You are the white flag
Make me surrender
I want you so bad
Baby don't stop what you started
Don't ever be done
I don't reach for the bottle of whiskey
Straight on the rocks
You won't see me popping the pills
Po-po-popping the pills
Cause if I want the pain to go away
In a second make it fade
You're the only thing that will
You're my medicine, medicine
My my my medicine, medicine
My my my medicine
You make it all better, better
You make me feel whole
You make it all better, better
You make me feel whole
I don't reach for the bottle of whiskey
You won't see me popping the pills
Cause if I want the pain to go away
In a second make it fade
You're the only thing that will
You're my medicine, medicine
My my my medicine, medicine
My my my medicine
You make it all better, better
You make me feel whole
You make it all better, better
You make me feel whole
You make it all better, better
You make me feel whole
You make it all better, better
You make me feel whole
Scary Movie 5 (stylized as SCARY MOVIE) is a 2013 American comedy film and the fifth installment of the Scary Movie franchise. It was distributed by Dimension Films, a division of The Weinstein Company. The film is directed by Malcolm D. Lee and written by David Zucker.[3] It was released on April 12, 2013.[4] Scary Movie 5 is the first and only installment of the franchise not to feature Cindy Campbell (played by Anna Faris) or Brenda Meeks (Regina Hall). It premiered on April 11 at the Hollywood’s ArcLight Cinerama Dome.[5] The film parodies various horror films and other popular culture such as the novel Fifty Shades of Grey and Tyler Perry's character Madea.
Despite being universally panned by critics, the film was
commercially successful, making over $78 million against its budget of
$20 million, even if this amount is the least successful of the Scary
Movie franchise.[2]
Plot
Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan
get together to make a sex tape with over 20 cameras beside Sheen's
bed. The time-lapsed tape fast forwards through the two doing all sorts
of bedroom antics, including gymnastics, riding a horse, and having
clowns jump in under the sheets. Sheen is pulled into the air by a
paranormal force and thrown against walls, shelves, and doors until he
lands on the bed again. Lohan is frightened so she decides to go home
when she flies into the air as well; she becomes possessed and throws
him into the camera and kills him. The text explains that Sheen's body
was found that day but he didn't stop partying until days later, and
that his three kids were found missing, Lohan was arrested, again, and a
reward was put out for the missing children.
Several months later, Ja'Marcus and D'Andre are walking in the Humboldt County woods in California in search of cannabis plants to steal. After stealing one and fleeing, they take shelter in a cabin in the woods.
Upon entering they see three strange creatures, later confirmed to be
Sheen's children, and turn them in for the reward. The feral children
are placed in isolation at a child development research center for a few
months until they are deemed well enough to be returned to familial
custody. When Sheen's brother, Dan Sanders and his wife Jody come to
collect them, they are told they can have them if they agree to stay in a
large suburban middle-class home fitted with security cameras. Jody is
reluctant to take the kids at first but soon adjusts to having them. In
an attempt to bond with their new children, Jody auditions for a ballet
performance, Swan Lake, and is cast in the lead role as the Swan Queen.
Meanwhile, a continuing pattern of bizarre paranormal activity
in their new home makes them investigate further. They eventually learn
from the children that the attacks on their home are by "Mama",
the mother of the children, who is under a curse and is trying to get
them back so she can sacrifice both herself and the children. Maria, the
couple's Hispanic live-in maid, is frightened and keeps experimenting
with various rituals, Catholic and otherwise, to ward off the evil
spirits in the house. During the day, Dan is frustrated with the modest
progress of his test subjects at a primate intelligence research
facility; ironically, Dan is not bright enough to realize that one of
the chimpanzees, Caesar, is now actually much smarter than he is.
Jody and Dan, with the help of Jody's close friend Kendra, must
quickly find a way to lift the curse and save their family. Along the
way, they seek the assistance of psychic Blaine Fulda, who turns out to be a complete fraud, and a dream extractor named Dom Kolb, who helps them understand that the solution to their problems lies in the mysterious Book of the Dead.
However, Jody and Kendra fail to see what the book is capable of,
oblivious to five friends continuously becoming possessed and reviving
in the cabin. They wreak havoc when either of the two read the two
passages of the book; one that unleashes demons, "gort klaatu barada nikto",
and the other that revives them from possession. When "Mama" takes the
children to a cliff to sacrifice them, Jody fails to lift the curse with
the book, but does manage to knock the evil spirit into Ja'Marcus and
D'Andre's pool containing a live shark, which then devours her.
Realizing the love for her adopted children is all she needs in life,
Jody gives the part of the Swan Queen to Kendra, who performs the dance
in the style to that of a stripper. The performance is heavily applauded by an audience that includes Jody, Dan, the children, and Madea.
The story's narrator is revealed to be Caesar, who then informs the
audience that the humans should enjoy as much time they had on earth and
says that apes will one day take over the world.
In a post-credits scene,
Sheen wakes up, with Dom Kolb sitting beside him, from a dream
extraction (which the dream was the whole movie). After Kolb informs
that Sheen will be sleeping with Lohan, a car crashes into the room,
killing Sheen. Revealing Lohan as the driver, she gets out of the car,
says to Kolb "You were driving" and throws him the keys, blaming the accident on him.
Half-witted longtime friends Albert (Luis Manzano), Isaac (Billy Crawford), Mozart “Mo” (DJ Durano), Michaelangelo “Mike” (Martin Escudero) and Aristotle“Aris” (Marvin Agustin)
were used to living moronic yet pretty normal and hassle-free lives
until successful careerwoman Beckie Pamintuan (John Lapus) accused them
of killing her father and ruin everything for them. The Moron 5 are more
than sure of their innocence but for the life of them, they can't find
any single satisfactory argument on how to prove it especially when
their opponent would do everything to punish them for whim. Spending
three miserable years in prison trying different failed comedic attempts
to get out, they finally figured a way to escape. They stalked Vecky
and tried to understand why she's fighting so hard to have them
imprisoned when it's clear as day that what happened three years ago was
a nonsense frame-up. An opportunity came when Vecky's driver got fired
for having an affair with her maid and Albert volunteered to apply to
replace him. He infiltrated the Pamintuan Residence and together with
his four crazily daft friends, they've gathered information about the
curious family yet to them, it isn't making any sense at all especially
Vecky's unexplained hatred to the five of them. Why is Vecky fighting so
hard to have them suffer? The Moron 5 will try their hardest to know
and hopefully understand what's really going on although little did they
know that by doing so, everything that they hold dear might be at risk.
The story revolves around a married couple, Mia (Judy Ann Santos) and Rod (Ryan Agoncillo),
who have a bunch of problems and endless arguments. Since then Rod has
resigned from his job and made Mia find another one, while he takes
charge of household chores and their children. With Mia always away, Rod
meets their new neighbor named Aida (Eugene Domingo), and the two develop a friendship. Will Mia know about this? If she does, how are they going to solve it?
You wanna play, you wanna stay, you wanna have it all
You started messing with my head until I hit a wall
Maybe I shoulda known
Maybe I shoulda known
That you would walk, you would walk out the door
(Hey!)
Said we were done and met someone and rubbed it in my face
Cut to the punch she broke your heart and then she ran away
I guess you shoulda known
I guess you shoulda known
That I would talk, I would talk
But even if the stars and moon collide
I never want you back into my life
You can take your words and all your lies
Oh! Oh! Oh! I really don't care
Even if the stars and moon collide
I never want you back into my life
You can take your words and all your lies
Oh! Oh! Oh! I really don't care
Oh! Oh! Oh! I really don't care
I can't believe I ever stayed up writing songs about you
You don't deserve to know the way I used to think about you
Oh no not anymore
Oh no not anymore
You had your shot, had your shot, but you let go
Now if we meet out on the street I won't be running scared
I'll walk right up to you and put one finger in the air
And make you understand
And make you understand
You had your chance, had your chance
But even if the stars and moon collide
I never want you back into my life
You can take your words and all your lies
Oh! Oh! Oh! I really don't care
Even if the stars and moon collide
I never want you back into my life
You can take your words and all your lies
Oh! Oh! Oh! I really don't care
Oh! Oh! Oh! I really don't care
Cher Lloyd
Yeah, listen up
Hey hey
Never look back
Dumb struck boy ego intact
Look boy, why you so mad
Second guessin' but shoulda hit that
Hey Demi, you picked the wrong lover
Shoulda picked that one
He's cuter than the other
I just wanna laugh cause you tryna be a hipster
Kick it to the curb, take a polaroid picture
But even if the stars and moon collide
I never want you back into my life
You can take your words and all your lies
Oh! Oh! Oh! I really don't care
Even if the stars and moon collide
I never want you back into my life
You can take your words and all your lies
Oh! Oh! Oh! I really don't care
Oh! Oh! Oh! I really don't care
White lips, pale face
Breathing in snowflakes
Burnt lungs, sour taste
Light's gone, day's end
Struggling to pay rent
Long nights, strange men
And they say
She's in the Class A Team
Stuck in her daydream
Been this way since 18
But lately her face seems
Slowly sinking, wasting
Crumbling like pastries
And they scream
The worst things in life come free to us
Cos we're just under the upperhand
And go mad for a couple of grams
And she don't want to go outside tonight
And in a pipe she flies to the Motherland
Or sells love to another man
It's too cold outside
For angels to fly
Angels to fly
Ripped gloves, raincoat
Tried to swim and stay afloat
Dry house, wet clothes
Loose change, bank notes
Weary-eyed, dry throat
Call girl, no phone
And they say
She's in the Class A Team
Stuck in her daydream
Been this way since 18
But lately her face seems
Slowly sinking, wasting
Crumbling like pastries
And they scream
The worst things in life come free to us
Cos we're just under the upperhand
And go mad for a couple of grams
And she don't want to go outside tonight
And in a pipe she flies to the Motherland
Or sells love to another man
It's too cold outside
For angels to fly
An angel will die
Covered in white
Closed eye
And hoping for a better life
This time, we'll fade out tonight
Straight down the line
And they say
She's in the Class A Team
Stuck in her daydream
Been this way since 18
But lately her face seems
Slowly sinking, wasting
Crumbling like pastries
They scream
The worst things in life come free to us
And we're all under the upperhand
Go mad for a couple of grams
And we don't want to go outside tonight
And in a pipe we fly to the Motherland
Or sell love to another man
It's too cold
For angels to fly
Angels to fly
To fly, fly
Angels to fly,
To fly, to fly
For angels to die
